Linux Kernel хумор

[dime]

Некаде бев прочитал за заебанциите што може да се најдат по кодот на кернелот, па земав и сам да побарам. Отприлика барав вака

egrep -ri -B 2 -A 2 "( fuck)|( shit)|( ugly)|( god)|( happy)" *

со уште некои дополнителни фрази после И еве ги извадив најдобрите резултати хехехе:

include/asm-m68k/sun3xflop.h-    case 7: /* FD_DIR */
include/asm-m68k/sun3xflop.h:        /* ugly hack, I can't find a way to actually detect the disk */

include/asm-m68k/sun3ints.h:/* master list of VME vectors -- don't fuck with this */
include/asm-m68k/sun3ints.h-#define SUN3_VEC_FLOPPY        (IRQ_USER+0)
include/asm-m68k/sun3ints.h-#define SUN3_VEC_VMESCSI0    (IRQ_USER+0)

include/asm-sparc64/system.h:    /* If you fuck with this, update ret_from_syscall code too. */    \
include/asm-sparc64/system.h-    if (test_thread_flag(TIF_PERFCTR)) {                \
include/asm-sparc64/system.h-        write_pcr(current_thread_info()->pcr_reg);        \

include/asm-sparc64/uaccess.h- * This gets kind of ugly. We want to return _two_ values in "get_user()"
include/asm-sparc64/uaccess.h- * and yet we don't want to do any pointers, because that is too much
include/asm-sparc64/uaccess.h: * of a performance impact. Thus we have a few rather ugly macros here,
include/asm-sparc64/uaccess.h- * and hide all the ugliness from the user.
include/asm-sparc64/uaccess.h- */

include/asm-sparc64/unistd.h: * Don't be scared by the ugly clobbers, it is the only way I can
include/asm-sparc64/unistd.h- * think of right now to force the arguments into fixed registers
include/asm-sparc64/unistd.h- * before the trap into the system call with gcc 'asm' statements.

include/linux/ipc.h- * These are used to wrap system calls.
include/linux/ipc.h- *
include/linux/ipc.h: * See architecture code for ugly details..
include/linux/ipc.h- */

include/linux/netfilter/xt_limit.h:    /* Ugly, ugly fucker. */
include/linux/netfilter/xt_limit.h-    struct xt_rateinfo *master;
include/linux/netfilter/xt_limit.h-};

include/asm-cris/arch-v32/spinlock.h- * Also note that we don't use the _irqsave / _irqrestore suffixes here.
include/asm-cris/arch-v32/spinlock.h- * If we're called with interrupts enabled and we've got readers (or other
include/asm-cris/arch-v32/spinlock.h: * writers) in interrupt handlers someone fucked up and we'd dead-lock
include/asm-cris/arch-v32/spinlock.h- * sooner or later anyway.   prumpf */

include/asm-alpha/jensen.h:/* New-style ioread interface.  All the routines are so ugly for Jensen
include/asm-alpha/jensen.h-   that it doesn't make sense to merge them.  */

include/asm-sparc/pgtsrmmu.h-/* This makes sense. Honest it does - Anton */
include/asm-sparc/pgtsrmmu.h:/* XXX Yes but it's ugly as sin.  FIXME. -KMW */

include/asm-sparc/smpprim.h: *  God knows we won't be actually using this code for some time
include/asm-sparc/smpprim.h- *  but I thought I'd write it since I knew how.

include/asm-mips/mipsprom.h:/* More PROM shit.  Probably has to do with VME RMW cycles??? */
include/asm-mips/mipsprom.h-#define PROM_ORW_RMW        22    /* XXX */
include/asm-mips/mipsprom.h-#define PROM_ORH_RMW        23    /* XXX */

scripts/checkpatch.pl-#!/usr/bin/perl -w
scripts/checkpatch.pl-# (c) 2001, Dave Jones. <[email protected]> (the file handling bit)
scripts/checkpatch.pl:# (c) 2005, Joel Schopp <[email protected]> (the ugly bit)

include/asm-powerpc/io.h-/* Some drivers check for the presence of readq & writeq with
include/asm-powerpc/io.h: * a #ifdef, so we make them happy here.
include/asm-powerpc/io.h- */

include/linux/virtio_config.h-/* We have found a driver for the device. */
include/linux/virtio_config.h-#define VIRTIO_CONFIG_S_DRIVER        2
include/linux/virtio_config.h:/* Driver has used its parts of the config, and is happy */
include/linux/virtio_config.h-#define VIRTIO_CONFIG_S_DRIVER_OK    4
include/linux/virtio_config.h-/* We've given up on this device. */

include/sound/asound.h:/* Trick to make alsa-lib/acinclude.m4 happy */
include/sound/asound.h-#define SNDRV_PCM_IOCTL_REWIND SNDRV_PCM_IOCTL_REWIND

include/asm-alpha/uaccess.h-#ifdef __alpha_bwx__
include/asm-alpha/uaccess.h:/* Those lucky bastards with ev56 and later CPUs can do byte/word moves.  */
include/asm-alpha/uaccess.h-
include/asm-alpha/uaccess.h-#define __get_user_16(addr)    

arch/sh/boards/renesas/systemh/Makefile-# XXX: This wants to be consolidated in arch/sh/drivers/pci, and more
arch/sh/boards/renesas/systemh/Makefile-# importantly, with the generic sh7751_pcic_init() code. For now, we'll
arch/sh/boards/renesas/systemh/Makefile:# just abuse the hell out of kbuild, because we can..

include/asm-mips/prefetch.h- * StoreRetained and WriteBackInvalidate but not Pref_PrepareForStore.
include/asm-mips/prefetch.h- *
include/asm-mips/prefetch.h: * Hell (and the book on my shelf I can't open ...) know what the R8000 does.

 

[Aleks]

Интереснооооо

Еве нешто од мене:

include/linux/fb.h- *  But for now, we leave it broken with the following define
include/linux/fb.h- */
include/linux/fb.h:#define STUPID_ACCELF_TEXT_SHIT
include/linux/fb.h-
include/linux/fb.h-// This will go away

 

[Alexandar]

Прави програмеришта, ако не опцуеш еднаш не бива код

Кога ја видов темава си помислив му се смееш на Linux Kernel, реков сега Aleks кој ќе дојде...)

 

[Aleks]

Прави програмеришта, ако не опцуеш еднаш не бива код

Кога ја видов темава си помислив му се смееш на Linux Kernel, реков сега Aleks кој ќе дојде...)

Да беше така... ќе имаше пуцање

 

[Aleks]

include/linux/fs.h-#define BLKPG _IO(0x12,105)/* See blkpg.h */
include/linux/fs.h-
include/linux/fs.h:/* Some people are morons. Do not use sizeof! */
include/linux/fs.h-
include/linux/fs.h-#define BLKELVGET _IOR(0x12,106,size_t)/* elevator get */

 

[dime]

Хехе Алекс закон! Еве уште нешто што ископав )

include/asm-mips/mipsregs.h-#ifdef CONFIG_CPU_VR41XX
include/asm-mips/mipsregs.h-
include/asm-mips/mipsregs.h:/* Why doesn't stupidity hurt ... */
include/asm-mips/mipsregs.h-
include/asm-mips/mipsregs.h-#define PM_1K        0x00000000

include/asm-m68k/sun3xflop.h-#define FCR_DSEL0 0x10
include/asm-m68k/sun3xflop.h-
include/asm-m68k/sun3xflop.h:/* We don't need no stinkin' I/O port allocation crap. */
include/asm-m68k/sun3xflop.h-#undef release_region
include/asm-m68k/sun3xflop.h-#undef request_region

include/asm-sparc64/io.h-#include <asm/asi.h>
include/asm-sparc64/io.h-
include/asm-sparc64/io.h:/* PC crapola... */
include/asm-sparc64/io.h-#define __SLOW_DOWN_IO    do { } while (0)
include/asm-sparc64/io.h-#define SLOW_DOWN_IO    do { } while (0)

include/asm-v850/pgalloc.h-#define __V850_PGALLOC_H__
include/asm-v850/pgalloc.h-
include/asm-v850/pgalloc.h:#include <linux/mm.h>  /* some crap code expects this */
include/asm-v850/pgalloc.h-
include/asm-v850/pgalloc.h-/* ... and then, there was one.  */

include/asm-sparc/obio.h-/* Bits in BB_STAT2 */
include/asm-sparc/obio.h-#define BB_STAT2_AC_INTR    0x04    /* Aiee! 5ms and power is gone... */
include/asm-sparc/obio.h:#define BB_STAT2_TMP_INTR    0x10    /* My Penguins are burning. Are you able to smell it? */
include/asm-sparc/obio.h-#define BB_STAT2_FAN_INTR    0x20    /* My fan refuses to work */
include/asm-sparc/obio.h-#define BB_STAT2_PWR_INTR    0x40    /* On SC2000, one of the two ACs died. Ok, we go on... */

include/linux/pci.h-/*
include/linux/pci.h: *  The world is not perfect and supplies us with broken PCI devices.
include/linux/pci.h- *  For at least a part of these bugs we need a work-around, so both
include/linux/pci.h- *  generic (drivers/pci/quirks.c) and per-architecture code can define

include/asm-x86/page_32.h-/*
include/asm-x86/page_32.h- * This handles the memory map.. We could make this a config
include/asm-x86/page_32.h: * option, but too many people screw it up, and too few need
include/asm-x86/page_32.h- * it.
include/asm-x86/page_32.h- *

include/asm-sh/cpu-sh2/watchdog.h- * with different sizes at different addresses for WTCNT _and_ RSTCSR.
include/asm-sh/cpu-sh2/watchdog.h- *
include/asm-sh/cpu-sh2/watchdog.h: * At least on the bright side no one has managed to screw over WTCSR
include/asm-sh/cpu-sh2/watchdog.h- * in this fashion .. yet.
include/asm-sh/cpu-sh2/watchdog.h- */

include/asm-sparc/elf.h-    memcpy(&dest[0], &src->u_regs[0],        
include/asm-sparc/elf.h-           sizeof(unsigned long) * 16);        
include/asm-sparc/elf.h:    /* Don't try this at home kids... */        
include/asm-sparc/elf.h-    sp = (unsigned long __user *) src->u_regs[14];    
include/asm-sparc/elf.h-    copy_from_user(&dest[16], sp,            

include/math-emu/quad.h-
include/math-emu/quad.h-#if _FP_W_TYPE_SIZE < 32
include/math-emu/quad.h:#error "Here's a nickel, kid. Go buy yourself a real computer."
include/math-emu/quad.h-#endif
include/math-emu/quad.h-

 

[Aleks]

include/asm-i386/processor.h-static inline unsigned long native_get_debugreg(int regno)
include/asm-i386/processor.h-{
include/asm-i386/processor.h: unsigned long val = 0; /* Damn you, gcc! */
include/asm-i386/processor.h-
include/asm-i386/processor.h- switch (regno) {
--
scripts/kernel-doc-# /**
scripts/kernel-doc-# * my_function - does my stuff
scripts/kernel-doc:# * @my_arg: its mine damnit
scripts/kernel-doc-# *
scripts/kernel-doc-# * Does my stuff explained.

 

[fuUuUzZzZy]

OMG..

 

[staki]

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